It's come to my attention that you chucklefucks have been entirely screwing this up thus far, what with the killing of no less than two townsfolk. Thus it falls to me to once again step in and solve everything for everyone.
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Rocks give the minimum amount of fucks possible in an objective reality
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There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old�s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.
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