I met someone who argued vehemently that 3.25% milk was not whole milk, and that rather whole milk must be 100%. Because 100 means whole, right?
Honorable mention: A girl I know (i hesitate to use the word 'friend') who at the age of 18 had never seen a penis. Her best friend in an effort to describe a phallus to her said that "the balls are on top and hang over" and was totally serious, she seriously thought that was what a penis was. The girl who had never seen a schlong is now in nursing, and the girl who thought the balls were on top like some kind of lobes is now married.
Prize for restoring my faith in humanity: A friend of mine who heard that, stood up, and dropped his pants right there and then to make that bullshit stop.
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I would kill all the puppies.
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