And it begins! Just like this discussion thread!
For all involved, yes, you are all either being hired to rescue the damsels in distress or you are IC's character, a police officer assigned to investigate the kidnapping.
THE PLAYERS
POS Industries -
Sala, asskicking majin pop star!
CABAL49 -
Mori Shuzu, fastest guy in the universe, I guess!
Overcast -
The Incomparable Doctor Q, Scientist EXTRAORDINAIRE!
Red Mage Black -
Kenneth 'Kenny' Long, Mr. Satan's #1 fanboy!
Inbred Chocobo -
Mack McKinley, kung-fu action robocop!
Armored Bishoujo -
Robyn Vanillox, master of archery, novice of love!
Mauve Mage -
Dango, shapeshifting raccoon treasure hunter!
Intern Nin -
Kuu Ruhnings, the world's most eye-catching pickpocket!
Arcanum -
Jake Jarozu, the failingest failure to ever fail!
Krylo -
Cendo, token Namek!
Toastburner B -
"Short" Guy Merryweather, token short bald guy!
phil_ -
Wolfgang von Battenburg, Homeless vampire swordsman!
IHateMakingNames -
Icie, alien invader banished to Foodcourtia!
Arhra -
Guava, the cowardly T-Rex!
Dracorion -
Solomon, a bad enough dude to rescue the President, but only if the price is right!
Ookalf -
Risotto, the hero West City deserves, and quite possibly also the one it needs right now!