The Warring States of NPF - View Single Post - Dragon Ball RP, Chapter 1 - Hilariously Derailing One-Liner

Overcast · 08-18-2011, 04:14 AM

The doctor was not happy.

When he had gotten the call he had imagined he was hired all by his lonesome, he imagined this because he was certain that all anyone needed was him! To find that he was surrounded by other contracted work and a policeman irked him to no end, he did not like working with others, especially policemen! They stole all the thunder that his amazing technology had done to save the day, ESPECIALLY POLICEMEN! The press would eventually have piked this down as a daring rescue done by a dedicated police officer AND HIS POSSE. He was in huff in his chair, suitcase as always by his side, and could barely restrain himself from exploding everyone in the room and letting that be a message to anyone that tried to shortchange him as just some mercenary passerby! He finally could not stand it any longer as the men started trying to steal his thunder with pointless theatrical heroic speeches, and badly delivered he might add! He pounded his suitcase onto the table with an almost shocking THUMP. His eyes burning behind his thick glasses,

"Mr. Fajita I am outraged! I had thought that is was going to be a private exhibition of my systems, and instead I come to find that you are pairing me with a bunch of no name kipushers and the five O! The police force! FOR SHAME! How am I supposed to use my arsenal to reduce everything inside of the building, except the girls of course, to a fine bloody paste when I got the law breathing down my brilliance. I won't let the man keep me down sir! And these people, how am I supposed to properly exhibit my work when you bring people like this HMM?!?! This will not stand! I either demand a significant increase in pay or a press report agreement that all recognition will go exclusively to me!"

It was quite a bit to ask for, but Q didn't really understand the meaning of the word subtle so it was beyond it to try to explain the audacity he was expressing. Nor how saying such things in front of an officer of the law might implicate him as some sort of supervillain. Point being that if anyone was unsure of the kind of man that the Incomparable Doctor Q was before he spoke up, they were feeling it now.

08-18-2011, 04:14 AM	#6
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	The doctor was not happy. When he had gotten the call he had imagined he was hired all by his lonesome, he imagined this because he was certain that all anyone needed was him! To find that he was surrounded by other contracted work and a policeman irked him to no end, he did not like working with others, especially policemen! They stole all the thunder that his amazing technology had done to save the day, ESPECIALLY POLICEMEN! The press would eventually have piked this down as a daring rescue done by a dedicated police officer AND HIS POSSE. He was in huff in his chair, suitcase as always by his side, and could barely restrain himself from exploding everyone in the room and letting that be a message to anyone that tried to shortchange him as just some mercenary passerby! He finally could not stand it any longer as the men started trying to steal his thunder with pointless theatrical heroic speeches, and badly delivered he might add! He pounded his suitcase onto the table with an almost shocking THUMP. His eyes burning behind his thick glasses, "Mr. Fajita I am outraged! I had thought that is was going to be a private exhibition of my systems, and instead I come to find that you are pairing me with a bunch of no name kipushers and the five O! The police force! FOR SHAME! How am I supposed to use my arsenal to reduce everything inside of the building, except the girls of course, to a fine bloody paste when I got the law breathing down my brilliance. I won't let the man keep me down sir! And these people, how am I supposed to properly exhibit my work when you bring people like this HMM?!?! This will not stand! I either demand a significant increase in pay or a press report agreement that all recognition will go exclusively to me!" It was quite a bit to ask for, but Q didn't really understand the meaning of the word subtle so it was beyond it to try to explain the audacity he was expressing. Nor how saying such things in front of an officer of the law might implicate him as some sort of supervillain. Point being that if anyone was unsure of the kind of man that the Incomparable Doctor Q was before he spoke up, they were feeling it now. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!