Thread: I may have to go on the lam, you guys
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Unread 09-26-2011, 09:19 PM   #1
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Serious I may have to go on the lam, you guys
In my inbox: An email titled (seriously) "FBI OFFICE GET BACK TO US IMMEDIATELY IF YOU DONT [sic] WANT US TO ARREST YOU AND JAIL YOU FOR YOUR OWN GOOD" from FBI OFFICE, whose email handle is...JTCARPETCLEANING at [email service redacted].

My questions to everybody: How do I beat this rap and/or make sure I remain un-shanked during my upcoming prison sentence? After all, this is clearly serious FBI business .

edit: On the bright side, I won 800,000 United Kingdom Pounds apparently! (Yep, "United Kingdom Pounds", verbatim.) Maybe I can make that into real U.S. money somehow?
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