[Bells]

The second Amendment in the USA states that all have a right "to keep and bear arms"

...people think this means you can have guns.

What if the original intentions were that you have the Right to Keep and Bear Arms... as in, you get a Keep, and Bear Arms.

...cause that would be fucking awesome.

A Keep is also a Small fortified towers. And, the constitutional right for all to have Bear Arms... I mean, that's empowering stuff. Maybe the founding fathers were tripping balls when they wrote that down goin all "Duuuuuude that's awesome! Write it down!"

The right to have your own keep is already quite a fantastic thing. But think of the Bear arms. Do you think anybody would mess with a country where people have a legal right to have Bear arms? Fuck, every country needs wood but you don't see people trashing down ALL forests... why? Some of them have bears. And their Natural Bear arms are going to rend you to shreds!

Sure, you would loose the whole thumb thing. But who cares? "Thumbs?! Screw that son, i have some Sweet bear Arms Action going down right here!"