So I was in my kitchen making a dish that can be best described as "Would you like some food with your cheese?" when a friend of mine walked up behind me and then proceeded to lecture me on how you are only supposed to use small amounts of cheese to taste.
I literally have never looked at anyone with a
face of such disapproval
so hard in my entire life. I made him so uncomfortable with my unflinching stare that he laughed nervously and then awkwardly left my kitchen.
I feel there is no such thing as too much cheese.
There is only "More cheese" and "I have died from a massive heart attack."
So my question is this: Did I do the right thing to chase the non-believer out of my holy place of dairy with my stares of disapproval?