The FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!!!! thread.
In this thread we overreact hilariously to slightly negative things that happen in our lives.
My contribution: I just washed my replacement phone that I got three weeks ago after having washed the I had phone before that. WHY AM I SUCH A COMPLETE FUCKUP?
Now I get to go without a cell phone for a while because I'm not made of goddamn money.
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
- Robert Heinlein
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