[Professor Smarmiarty]

So I coming to the end of my contract here and looking for new jobs and have a few options. But instead of deciding for myself, I'm going to let NPF decide my future.
I would put in a totally binding poll but I don't know how.
Option A: Alternative energy in Saudi Arabia.
Pro:
Topic is really interesting
I get to work with my old supervisor who is ace and will look after me.
They'll give me living expenses while I@m finishing off some writing for my contract
Con:
It's fucking saudi arabia.

Option B: MAGMA at UCL
Pro:
UCL is badass
London is full of crazy fucks
Con:
I'll have mega visa issues becuase europeans are racist whereas saudis love everyone
Don't get paid much and London is expensive.

Option C: Find a real job you lazy fuck
Pro:
Lots of money
Con:
Selling out my class

Option D:
Become a drifter.
Pro:
Drifters are like the fairy godmothers of the street.
Con:
Drifters are like the fairy godmothers of the street.