Too bad you don't live near Shreveport, LA. The Riverboat Casinos give absolutely free drinks as long as you are gambling. I have friends that go, play penny slots for 12 hours and end up quite wasted.
I have gotten a call at 4 AM several times to come give them a ride home because at least one of them had to be at work at 6 that morning.
"Umm... Hello?"
"NICK! We ... shut up, shut up I AM ON THE PHONE... Nick, we need you man."
"Sigh... what."
"Since you can't drink, you are the only person on the weekend I know sober enough to come get us.
"Just sleep it off in the car."
"Sam has work in... what time is it... SHIT... Dude, he has to work in two hours!"
"Goddamn you all. I will be there in 30. Take him to a goddamn Waffle House and FEED him so he is at least HALF sober for work."
EDIT: QUESTION! Are Waffle Houses a strictly US phenomenon? Is there a European Waffle House?
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Last edited by EVILNess; 02-27-2012 at 01:04 PM.
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