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mauve · 05-02-2012, 07:57 PM

What's that you say?! The world is in danger?! Then Silver Bullet is on the case!

Her real name is Helen and she's hell on wheels. Speed is her game and the world is her racetrack! A star of the roller derby circuit, Helen gained powers of super speed during some shenanigans involving a solar flare and a freak radiation exposure. (That's the last time she lets her date pick the restaurant. Guy had zero class.) Bottom line: she's now the fastest, toughest thing on eight wheels (yaaay!), which, incidentally, got her kicked out of the derby league for cheating (boooo).

As it turns out, vigilante justice is far more rewarding than derby because you get a bigger fan base and you don't get penalized for punching people. Now Helen cruises the city streets on her special friction-resistant skates (her original skates burst into flames the first time she broke 150mph. Also, roller blades are for babies), armed with protective shoulder, elbow, and knee pads, a silver-colored helmet with electric blue lightning bolts on the side (safety first-- you have no idea what it's like to trip over a rock onto solid pavement when you're going over 88mph) and a silver mask to protect her identity, The Silver Bullet fights crime with the powers of speed and contact sports.

05-02-2012, 07:57 PM	#9
mauve So Dreamy Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Someplace magical Posts: 6,863	What's that you say?! The world is in danger?! Then Silver Bullet is on the case! Her real name is Helen and she's hell on wheels. Speed is her game and the world is her racetrack! A star of the roller derby circuit, Helen gained powers of super speed during some shenanigans involving a solar flare and a freak radiation exposure. (That's the last time she lets her date pick the restaurant. Guy had zero class.) Bottom line: she's now the fastest, toughest thing on eight wheels (yaaay!), which, incidentally, got her kicked out of the derby league for cheating (boooo). As it turns out, vigilante justice is far more rewarding than derby because you get a bigger fan base and you don't get penalized for punching people. Now Helen cruises the city streets on her special friction-resistant skates (her original skates burst into flames the first time she broke 150mph. Also, roller blades are for babies), armed with protective shoulder, elbow, and knee pads, a silver-colored helmet with electric blue lightning bolts on the side (safety first-- you have no idea what it's like to trip over a rock onto solid pavement when you're going over 88mph) and a silver mask to protect her identity, The Silver Bullet fights crime with the powers of speed and contact sports. __________________ Yoo Hoo!