[Seil]

No double title, not drunk enough. Not weekendy enough. Inly have three beers left.

But here's the thing: you've got a time machine. And an alternate dimension machine. Why? Fuck you, that's why. They're the same thing, it's just one big machine. And for some reason, you're gonna use this machine to meet someone that you've always dreamt of meeting.

Just because, that's why.

Let's say you can meet anyone, fictional or real, and that this is a... fuck it, it's just simpler... more simpler... to say that you've got a free trip in a TARDIS. You can understand any language and you can possibly fight aliens with anyone.

Who do you choose to meet? And why? And would you hit it off, or would it be like meeting Ernest Hemmingway and he swears you silly for interupting him while he's writing? Or is it Hitler, and you're trying to convince him that he's wrong and he sends you to a death camp. Or is it Amelia Earhart, and she leaves for a second and never comes back?

(Here are the conditions of this thread and junk:)

You can meet anyone you choose, fictional or not.
You have to tell us who the person is.
Their psychoses will still apply, ie. they will be depressed or anxiety-ridden or whatever they are or were.
You can choose the situation when you meet them, but everything's got to be legitimate - no running off to fight crime on a unicorn or whatevs.
They will respond to you as a person they've never met.