Or at least he will, once he gets you chumps to decide on what he will play.
Also, I won't be streaming until August because the Steam sale did a number on my bandwidth (I have like 5GB left, and I don't want to pay those bastards for going over my limit). Once we hit August the streaming will most likely be on Friday or Saturday, somewhere between 4 and 10 EDT because I don't feel like picking an exact time right now.
Anyway, here are your choices:
Diablo 3: Super hardcore funtime
Because real men only die once. I will play on hardcore, and everyone watching will have full control over class/skills/gear/fighting tactics/etc. I will listen to every
piece of adviceploy to get me murdered even if the suggestion is "run through this next dungeon naked."
Added bonus: up to three of you can play with me.
Amnesia
Based on what you folks said in the steam sale thread, I am willing to subject myself to the horrors of Amnesia. A warning though, the first part of the game won't be so hilarious for onlookers because I've already gotten to the part right after the flooded cellar/hallway. However, I have not played anything after that, so things should pick up in terror/hilarity once I start going through new areas.
The Witcher 2
I've played through the first act months and months ago on a friend's computer, but I missed out on a lot of sidequests and exploring. There's room for those watching to get involved by telling me how to prep for battle or how to upgrade my skills or how to respond to people and which story paths to take (especially since the second act changes completely based on a few choices in the first act).
Quantum Conundrum
Very little room for community involvement other than yelling at me how to solve a puzzle (that I already know how to solve since I already cleared the game). I doubt this will be a popular choice compared to the others, but still I'm just listing it since it's a relatively new game with an interesting concept that people might enjoy watching but not paying money to play for themselves.
Nominate a game from my Steam Library
I might have missed something that could be a lot of fun to stream. So if you really want to, feel free to nominate a game
from this list right here.