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Unread 10-17-2012, 06:00 AM   #1
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Default Smarty Reads the Newspaper
Sitting in the consulate waiting room- got me internet, got me the i which is a fairly solid newspaper- so here is what I think.

"John D Rockefeller is remember as a great philanthropist"- It's pretty easy to be a philanthropist when you are the third richest person of all time.

"John Whaite a law student from Manchester was the unexpected victor in yesterday's Great British Bake Off final"- Man you have already taken all our money and propogated a legal system based around vast inequality and has its tenants built into propogating this system, don't take our popular culture. He looks like a total dweeb too.

"Bill Clinton slams Mitt Romney's tax plans" Man if I want economic advice I'm going to look to the person who signed in Commodity Futures and Leach-\Biley

"Ehud Barak anounces plan to recruit Ultra-Orthodox students into the army" I'm turning around on Israel- it is totally a modern art project- they seeing how patently evil they can be before anyone calls them out. Currentely they are somewhere between Dick Dastardly and Blofield.

"Police give memory stick containing unecrypted names of informants to gangland kingpins" I paraphased that one a bit.

"Scots, Flemish, and Catalan nationalism on the rise" Because deep down we all want to murder our neighbours.
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