I Regret To Inform You...
that we have lost another great icon of television.
Today, the Pillsbury Doughboy died from fatal complications from a Yeast infection that was the result of too many hits to the abdomen.
He is survived by his wife Play Dough; and his children John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough.
Services will be held at 3:50 for twenty minutes located in O'ven Funeral Home.
EDIT: Yes I know, I should be shot for this one.
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