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Ryong · 08-29-2013, 09:16 AM

Cripes.

The only time the subject of rape was anywhere close to being a thing in our D&D group was when we decided to play an "evil" campaign on D&D 4e. This is going to take a while, but bear with me.

Ok, so, the whole point of that campaign is that the DM is terrible about railroading and we wanted to screw with him because all of his PCs are ridiculous combos. So our evil campaign has a vampire lord send us off to some town to get "it" which he won't describe, at all. He doesn't say if it's an object, a person, a monster or even information, no, he just says to get "it". After some ridiculous adventures where we end up starting up a revolution against the royalty by convincing a bunch of homeless people - most of them non-humans and we were all non-humans - that it was the only way things would get fixed, we eventually find an item that summons some ridiculously powerful creature, but while it's summoned we're basically powerless - this was the DM's solution to "how will an evil group stay together" because we're all clearly cartoon villains.
So we decide that clearly the best thing to do is summon the darn thing so it fights the vampire lord and they destroy eachother. Upon coming back to the castle, the vampire lord is now using everything he can to disguise himself as some rich noble and throwing a party and has an adventuring party ready to kill us. Our even more ridiculous plan is show up at the party, stop a play that's going on and make it about a vampire ( played by our orc wearing a cape and with carrots on his tusks ) that sends a party ( of a drow and a half-orc ) across the world to find "something" and that the thing he wants is basically a nuke.
The vampire lord responds by going "oh so he's that evil? you mean he'd do this?" and proceeds to rip off the clothes off some random girl and rape her, then kills her and throws her on the ground...And sends an adventuring party that has a GOOD PALADIN in it to kill us and they abide.

I have no fucking idea where are you going Bookie, but that's definitely not the best of places.

08-29-2013, 09:16 AM	#5
Ryong Professional Threadkiller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Brazil Posts: 3,798	Cripes. The only time the subject of rape was anywhere close to being a thing in our D&D group was when we decided to play an "evil" campaign on D&D 4e. This is going to take a while, but bear with me. Ok, so, the whole point of that campaign is that the DM is terrible about railroading and we wanted to screw with him because all of his PCs are ridiculous combos. So our evil campaign has a vampire lord send us off to some town to get "it" which he won't describe, at all. He doesn't say if it's an object, a person, a monster or even information, no, he just says to get "it". After some ridiculous adventures where we end up starting up a revolution against the royalty by convincing a bunch of homeless people - most of them non-humans and we were all non-humans - that it was the only way things would get fixed, we eventually find an item that summons some ridiculously powerful creature, but while it's summoned we're basically powerless - this was the DM's solution to "how will an evil group stay together" because we're all clearly cartoon villains. So we decide that clearly the best thing to do is summon the darn thing so it fights the vampire lord and they destroy eachother. Upon coming back to the castle, the vampire lord is now using everything he can to disguise himself as some rich noble and throwing a party and has an adventuring party ready to kill us. Our even more ridiculous plan is show up at the party, stop a play that's going on and make it about a vampire ( played by our orc wearing a cape and with carrots on his tusks ) that sends a party ( of a drow and a half-orc ) across the world to find "something" and that the thing he wants is basically a nuke. The vampire lord responds by going "oh so he's that evil? you mean he'd do this?" and proceeds to rip off the clothes off some random girl and rape her, then kills her and throws her on the ground...And sends an adventuring party that has a GOOD PALADIN in it to kill us and they abide. I have no fucking idea where are you going Bookie, but that's definitely not the best of places.