Maybe he was raised by dwarfs.
Liberal Hippie Social Justice Fighter Dwarfs of Chaotic Good alignment.
Free-Cheese Dwarven Democrats who would have a lot of Beard Guilt and adopt an elf just so they can feel good about themselves.
And they're all "Hey, let's give a bunch of pothead halflings welfare money."
Lousy Demmycrats.
LOLITICS.
Last edited by MSperoni; 06-08-2014 at 07:56 AM.
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