[Bells]

As i stand here, right now, typing this. 2 ft away to my left there is a coworker of mine... please allow me to run you through just one single example of his brightness.

We were going to inspect all Fire Extinguishers in the company, 32 total, they all have Paper tags on them for you to register when was the inspection done and who did it.

The law does not require these tags to be ON the fire extinguisher though. Since quite a few of these stand outside in the weather, you can imagine why... i tell him this, i make a central control sheet so we can do all inspections in a single sheet of paper that we can sign, scan, and keep digitally in our server... he still wants to do the paper tags ''cause i dunno''... so, y'know what? I got shit to do... you go ahead take your full day of work to do just that. (and he did.)

But that's not the bright spot. Oh no...

These tags mind you, they are just a paper cut out with 3 collums "Date of inspection" "Name of inspector" and ''signature'' and that's it. That's the system...

You see, just like i told him, he found that 6 of these tags were already ruined by the weather, like they always do. So he decides on his own to take one of the good tags, makes a xerox copy of it......... he then proceeds to cut with a pair of scissors the blank portion of this copied tag, to which he glues to another blank sheet of paper that he will make copies of that he will then cut to format and proceed to Laminate them, so that they all may hang outside... and he will just write with a whiteboard marker over the laminated for the inspections.

That's his plan.

Bask in it's glory... c'mon. Bask in it.





....c'mon now friends, share your woes with me on this one. I Know you have stories to tell...