[mauve]

Ok. You know what? 2015 is my 10th year on this forum and today is my birthday. So I think I'm gonna declare this little patch of cyberspace as the Glorious Empire of Mauve. As such, I am now Empress Mauve of the Nuklear Realm, Duchess of the Order of the Mystic Temp-O-Rarium and Baroness of the Steam Group Coalition. So yeah. I'm taking this forum as my own. You plebs all answer to me now. Boom. Betcha didn't see that brilliant coup coming. Consider yourselves conquered.

Somebody design me a flag so I can plant it on the highest tower to declare my rulership. Somebody else, get me a glittery username and a decaf latte! Everything the light touches is now my kingdom!

OK, so, get in your votes early to claim positions of power in my new empire. I'm gonna need dukes and duchesses and advisors and ministers and barons and stuff in order to sound super legit. Forum maintenance and the whole "paying real monies to make the forum work" thing will remain Not My Problem, as I am a gracious and fair ruler who is willing to let the former authorities continue in their same positions doing the same things they normally do. Except now they'll do it because I say so, rather than whatever their old reasons were.

Empress Mauve out.


....I need an Imperial Seal to add to my posts. Note to self: get someone to do that.
Other note to self: Start referring to Self with the royal We.