[mauve]

Now I kind of want to see the Cemetery on Bullshit Mountain. Locals will tell stories about how the cemetery is haunted by the ghosts of ancient forum trolls, most of whom never actually existed.

Alternately, after I grow old and die, I want an above-ground mausoleum in the Cemetery on Bullshit Mountain, with a marble statue of me riding a velociraptor into battle, and locals will share legends of MY spirit haunting the grounds: "They say that if you enter the mausoleum at midnight and insult Half-Life 2 three times before her tomb, the spirit of Mauve Mage will rise from her grave and call you an asshole."