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Originally Posted by phil_
I applied with FAFSA for income based repayment on my student loans in February (based on less-than-zero income). I haven't checked the email inbox the people who bought my loans use since then. How do I build up the courage to face two months of "We're going to non-consensually fuck you in the butt in a financial sense that in no way denigrates the homosexual nor ass-play communities but will land you in jail eventually" emails? Should I just keep ignoring them? I can get out my bedroom window pretty quick, but I'm not sure my Spanish is good enough to flee to Mexico, plus my car is on the other side of the house.
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If your car is on the wrong side of the house to flee to Mexico that means it's on the right side of the house to flee to Canada!
Should fleeing to Canada not be a viable option, might I suggest:
