"Dammit, Fighter. White Mage doesn't like me because you're a rotten friend."
"Well, yeah! If I did it for no reason I'd be some kind of sicko."
"Hey, what'd you do with my girlfriend?"
"Well, we made out."
"At least, we were gonna."
"I suggested it anyway."
"Look, I've got access to chloroform. Any one of these might have been true."
"Don't judge me."
"Rather telling of the plan as a whole, wouldn't you say?"
"That's totally going to ruin the make out session, babe."
"Yes, about that. NOT HAPPENING."
"I'm hearing yes."
"Besides, Black Mage, You don't want to use your hadoken attack so soon."
"You don't know me very well, do you?"
Black Mage all the way, babe.
|