[Bailey]

In his house, working on the next part of his story, Thunder Dragoon heard someone knocking at the door.
"Now who can that be?"
He opened the door, and Newb walked in, looking very angry.
"Oh, hi, what are you here for?"
"when have i ever done anything with tomatoes? random stuff, yes, but i don't throw tomatoes at people. come to think of it, turning people into tomatoes is something i might do, but still, how would i pick up these people and throw them at each other? I have barely any upper body strength when in the form i could use to change them! I might turn into Alasp and fly around annoying them until they spontaneosly combust, but that still involves no throwing! this is character assasination in the most confusing degree! it is confusing because this is me we are talking about! STOP MAKING FUN OF MY ADHD I SAY! I WILL DESTROY ALL WHO... what was I saying?" Here Newb stops andlooks around
"Hey TD, you up for a bike ride?"
TD pushed Newb out the door and slammed it.
"I really hate door to door salesmen, I couldn't even understand what that one was selling."
With that, he went back to work on his story.

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In a darkened room, with a single lamp hanging directly overhead and flickering gently, Lycanthrope sat in the only chair, a rather rickety wooden one, in front of a similar table. On the other side of the table, Queen Qeeko paced back and forth.

Lycanthrope looked down at the table at where there was a bowl of something cold and red.
"Let me get this straight, you kidnapped me, and brought me down here, so that you could force feed me ice-cream."

"yes, that is correct, why do you ask?"

"Uhhhhh, nevermind"

Lycanthrope looked down at the bowl again, then his ears pricked up. He could hear something, it sounded like someone running.

"Do you know who is running around outside?"

"What? We're in a soundproofed room at the bottom of my secret lair"

"okay, this whole situation is just getting creepier"

Then seeing her glare, he gave in, and picked up the spoon. At that moment, however, the door burst open. the calvinball flew in, knocked over the bowl of icecream, rebounded off the wall, and finally came to rest in the corner. soon afterwards, a large group of people ran in, pushing and shoving and saying things along the lines of "it's mine, I saw it first!"

"What are you all doing in here, and why did you knock over the chocolate ice-cream?"

with that, Lycanthrope had had enough. "Chocolate? I'm allergic to that! I'm outta here!"

As he ran out, Newb looked at the bowl on the floor. "If it's chocolate icecream, why is it red?"

"ahem"

"oh, right silly of me to ask. Well, in any case, I SAW IT FIRST!" Newb shouted as he dove for the calvinball.