I should probably post this in the public announcement thread, but this seems more appropriate.
I'm finished. I can't continue this any longer. So I'm going to stop now, recoup my losses, savor my victories, and turn myself in to the authorities.
People of NPF, the masked vigilante whom has been covered so extensively in the news lately is none other than myself.
Yes. I am he who solve crime in his spare time, listening to Dashboard Confessional and speaking lousy Engrish.
I am the Emo Ninja Detective.
Unmasked.
Obligatory Profile.
Now you know.