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Bob The Mercenary · 07-12-2005, 01:09 AM

I Don't really know the reason for the hostilities between Dragonsbane and pauljg04, I just know that whenever I put them in the same chat room, this happens...

pauljg04: appararate!
Archmage DB: Apparate is for wussies
Archmage DB: Teleport and Gate are for REAL spellcasters
pauljg04: ...they do the SAME thing
Archmage DB: Yes, but in a manlier way!
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pauljg04: and thats why its manlier than GATE and Teleport. IT had DANGERS!
Archmage DB: it was about as manly as Elton John getting his nails done at a beauty parlor
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Archmage DB: 87 corpses!?
pauljg04: no comment
BobtheMercenary: most lived, thankfully
pauljg04: oh thats good
Archmage DB: ...unlike Paul's sex life
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pauljg04: and i have already donated the club to DB who joyfully accepted it
Archmage DB: ...and rammed it up your ass, Paul
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pauljg04: all you did was believe and worship her like a god
pauljg04: a FALSE god i might add
Archmage DB: ...no, that's YOUR job, peon
Archmage DB: and do not question Celes
Archmage DB: or I will execute you with righteous fury
Archmage DB: ...and a large pine tree, upon which you shall be impaled through the ass.
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BobtheMercenary: I don't need vaginas or anuses
pauljg04: ???
EmblemCrusade: Then G-Taste is perfect for ya.
GreatMedicNigel: Neither do I, but i want to penetrate those.
Archmage DB: who doesn't?
EmblemCrusade: (slowly raises hand)
Archmage DB: ...why NOT?
EmblemCrusade: Oh, wait. I thought you were talking about Paul.
pauljg04: ...why must you throw me into it?
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Archmage DB: Hey! It's that recording I made of Paul's mother and...eww...what is this thing?
EmblemCrusade: 'Cause DB loves you?
Archmage DB: Loves to hurt you
pauljg04: ....we all know that people only hurt the ones they love
EmblemCrusade: God knows I do.
Archmage DB: No, we love the ones we love
Archmage DB: ...I just love the act of inflicting pain on you
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Archmage DB: No, you have a vibrator
pauljg04: nope.
pauljg04: gave it to Micheal
Archmage DB: To use on you.
pauljg04: wrong micheal pally
EmblemCrusade: "Pally?"
Archmage DB: You gave it to Micheal Crook
pauljg04: nope
Archmage DB: and he used it on you
pauljg04: Jordan
Archmage DB: while you moaned and whimpered
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Archmage DB: You are an absolute imbecile
Archmage DB: I piss upon the woman who bore you in her womb!
Archmage DB: This is almost enough to make me support abortion
Archmage DB: to prevent more of you from ever being born

07-12-2005, 01:09 AM	#107
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	I Don't really know the reason for the hostilities between Dragonsbane and pauljg04, I just know that whenever I put them in the same chat room, this happens... pauljg04: appararate! Archmage DB: Apparate is for wussies Archmage DB: Teleport and Gate are for REAL spellcasters pauljg04: ...they do the SAME thing Archmage DB: Yes, but in a manlier way! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pauljg04: and thats why its manlier than GATE and Teleport. IT had DANGERS! Archmage DB: it was about as manly as Elton John getting his nails done at a beauty parlor -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archmage DB: 87 corpses!? pauljg04: no comment BobtheMercenary: most lived, thankfully pauljg04: oh thats good Archmage DB: ...unlike Paul's sex life -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pauljg04: and i have already donated the club to DB who joyfully accepted it Archmage DB: ...and rammed it up your ass, Paul -------------------------------------------------------------------------- pauljg04: all you did was believe and worship her like a god pauljg04: a FALSE god i might add Archmage DB: ...no, that's YOUR job, peon Archmage DB: and do not question Celes Archmage DB: or I will execute you with righteous fury Archmage DB: ...and a large pine tree, upon which you shall be impaled through the ass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- BobtheMercenary: I don't need vaginas or anuses pauljg04: ??? EmblemCrusade: Then G-Taste is perfect for ya. GreatMedicNigel: Neither do I, but i want to penetrate those. Archmage DB: who doesn't? EmblemCrusade: (slowly raises hand) Archmage DB: ...why NOT? EmblemCrusade: Oh, wait. I thought you were talking about Paul. pauljg04: ...why must you throw me into it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archmage DB: Hey! It's that recording I made of Paul's mother and...eww...what is this thing? EmblemCrusade: 'Cause DB loves you? Archmage DB: Loves to hurt you pauljg04: ....we all know that people only hurt the ones they love EmblemCrusade: God knows I do. Archmage DB: No, we love the ones we love Archmage DB: ...I just love the act of inflicting pain on you -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archmage DB: No, you have a vibrator pauljg04: nope. pauljg04: gave it to Micheal Archmage DB: To use on you. pauljg04: wrong micheal pally EmblemCrusade: "Pally?" Archmage DB: You gave it to Micheal Crook pauljg04: nope Archmage DB: and he used it on you pauljg04: Jordan Archmage DB: while you moaned and whimpered -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Archmage DB: You are an absolute imbecile Archmage DB: I piss upon the woman who bore you in her womb! Archmage DB: This is almost enough to make me support abortion Archmage DB: to prevent more of you from ever being born __________________ Bob Dole Last edited by Bob The Mercenary; 07-12-2005 at 01:13 AM.