Okay so Bioware's making a new 360 exclusive RPG called Mass Effect maybe you've heard about it I dunno. It seems a lot like KotoR with their own independent IP and maybe some moral dilemmas and responses beyond either saving a kitten stuck in a tree or raping it.
And you've got this motherfucking monster truck speed boat you ride around in and you can shoot shit with it it's like Master Blaster only badass and from the future.
And your character actually fucking talks in this game I mean they've got a voice actor and everything and you can interrupt conversations by sticking a fucking space gun in a space stripper's face when she won't shut up about wanting you to clear the cargo holds of a rat infestation. Speaking of space strippers there's going to be space sex and space titties and I mean everyone likes titties even gay guys. Especially space titties because those are like arguably alive and probably have like AI microchips in them or some shit.
Also apparently in this universe aliens fucking suck shit and humans have to hold their hand and do everything for them because they're too fucking dumb to figure out how to make a quantum flux capacitor that isn't the size of the goddamn Metrodome.
Fucking look at those floating tentacles in the background holy shit they must deal with all kinds of fucking racial profiling. I know I wouldn't let them on my ship
except maybe on the sushi bar. That joke doesn't really work because I don't think they're fish and I'm pretty sure the Japanese and their culture is going to be extinct by whatever space-time Mass Effect takes place in.
It's released tomorrow on the Twentieth of November 2007! I'm so fucking excited I shot my dog and beat my kid sister to death with a half broken muffler this is going to rock
so fucking hardcore.
There's a review on Game Trailers right now that I'm about to watch. I'll be back in a bit to either tell you how awesome it is or that Game Trailers are a bunch of fucking hacks who need to pull their heads from their assholes.
MASS EFFECT