DFM called my lie "clever"!
See, I dislike it because I played CS before steam arrived. There was none of this 'Friends' list, there were no adverts for new Valve games, no darn background program you had to launch to play CS. Nope, just pure unadulterated CS. I miss that.
That's why I dislike Steam. It took something relatively awesome and then beat it about the face with a ice pick.