I Wanna Be The Guy.
Do you like 8-bit? Do you like old skoool Nintendo games? Do you like getting your backside handed to you over, and over, and over again?
Think the game you're playing is hard? This is the game that kicked your dog and stole your bike in the 4th grade. This game invited you over for dinner, and served up a big ol' helping of your family. This game is Satan-spawned.**
And it's also really fun and addicting, too.
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Game might not actually be this hard. But I think it's an accurate description.