[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Frostatine

OK for one, I know for a fact that Fifth has no cave, office, nor even a physical being. Fifth is a computational anomaly created by a combination of spam, Tom from myspace (the first AI) , and the sheer amount of soul that the member of the NFP channel through their computers. My working theory is that somehow every computer in existence is connected by a common factor, this being spam. The joined powers of the world's computers formed a collective conscious. Unfortunately the only skills this entity possessed were those involving taking over websites and the ability assault your retinas with massive amounts of lies. Of course, this is all you really need to be a mod, so there really was no problem there. One day, it found nuklearpower, inserted itself into our culture and has risen through the ranks. All of this made possible by his constant feeding on our emotions and trivial anecdotes. As far as Tom (or the Tangential Omega Motherboard) is concerned he simply provided Fifth a kick-start into existence due to a leak of a portion of his AI programming. Well, this and the fact that Myspace is responsible for 80% of the world's spam.


And for two, his boss should totally be a Dreadnought

Oh shit they're on to me HEY GUYS I AM MODERATORILY PRONOUNCING THAT THIS THREAD IS OFF TOPIC AND WE SHOULD RETURN TO DISCUSSING BRIAN CLEVINGER'S NEW WEBCOMIC THAT WILL BE TOTALLY AWESOME MAYBE.