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Unread 12-27-2008, 06:46 PM   #77
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Earlier
"Barriers?" He grinned smugly. "Come now Bertz, it's nothing that couldn't be solved with a bit of creative thinking. My charming personality should win them over..." He laughed. After a moment, he lapsed into thought, murmering occasionally. "...Not technically bestiality... how bad could craters be... Extra Strenght Alcho..."

Not Quite as Early

"Don't worry about it Bertz, people seem to do that a lot..." Beladere seemed to ponder this for a moment. "You might want to try meditation Bertz. It might help." He told him helpfully.

Present Time

"So let me get this straight-" He was saying. "These summonses won't attack us until we attack them?" He began fiddling around with his ammo bag. "So... Hypothetically speaking... If a brave, handsome, and attractive Shooter was to run forward, guns blazing both literally and metaphorically. Assuming this highly skilled Shooter was to do all that, they would stand there and take it?" Beladere stood up, hefting his Rocket Launcher. "Awesome."

Taking the momentary silence for an answer, Beladere rushed forward towards the Armors. "If any god is watching!" He called up to the heavens. "I'm grateful for the targets." With that, he let off his first attack. "Gravity Well!" His Launcher, letting off a violent noise, hurled a rocket at one of the armors. The blast site would also pull any unfortunate soul that entered it to the ground. Painfully.
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