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Unread 05-12-2009, 03:32 AM   #11
Astral Harmony
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Inside the Azure Street Stop, so named because of the blatant fact that it was located about halfway down the broad spine of Azure Street, the most prominent street in Marldukes...

The warm smile, voluptuous figure, and friendly aura of Millie Frodnoth greeted patrons new and old. Millie's story was a weird one. If one could decide that a story could be quite true and yet hilarious at the same time, Millie was the noble wife of the noble Billy Frodnoth and the mother of Terrance Frodnoth, two men who carried the Frodnoth Family curse of having supernaturally powerful and lethally toxic farts. Billy became a living legend in his own right by halting an invasion of brutal barbarian pirates by himself with the power of his deadly ass.

Millie didn't mind that her husband had the most powerful farts in Mirthholme, but she didn't want that cursed destiny for her son Terrance. Most likely something to do with the obvious childhood trauma. So she set out with son in tow, and had been to numerous places looking for a good wizard to remove a curse that held power over a bloodline for many generations. Millie had kept in good contact with her husband for the majority of the time she was gone, but word had it that the relationship was getting quite strained.

She looked up from her magic manual and regarded the new arrivals. "Welcome to the Azure Street St-" then she squinted and her eyes seemed to fill with stars. "Oh wow, it's Alexander Vorenthall who silenced the Flame! And Adeze, who destroyed the terrible monster in the sealed mountain! And ohmigosh it's Asche, the famous monster hunter who was able to suppress a powerful demon trying to possess him! I have ALL of your action figures!"

Millie quickly bent below the counter and came up with her full collection. Holy shit, she did have action figures of you. "Check it out, Asche, this is you, and if you press this button on the back of the shoulder, he swings his giant sword with a kung-fu chop! Ya! Ya!"
Her antics and raving over the present individuals was amusing, but it was kind of getting tiresome. For a noblewoman in her late thirties, Millie had all the energy of a little girl and then some. Maybe she had superhuman powers as well? Oh, but there was no mention of her doing anything legendary.

Fortunately for everyone's tempers, Millie recollected herself and gestured to one of the doors in the back corner. "Ah, are you all looking for those twin geniuses? Then look no further than-"
She was interrupted by the door opening and in stepped an underaged girl with a bowl-cut hairstyle and lean muscle covering her entire body. But what truely identified the girl as Chelsea was the omnipresent sucker in her mouth. Chelsea always had a sucker in her mouth. "What's going on, Millie? You sound like a bunch of legendary heroes entered the place all at-"

She broke when she saw Alex, Adeze, and Asche. "Ah. I see Millie's shown you the action figures. They're actually a little side project of mine and I'm not mass producing them yet...at least not until we've talked royalties, first. I wouldn't want you all beating down my door because I'm getting rich off of your fame. I have to admit though that for my first time ever making toys, I did a pretty neat job, wouldn't you say? I have a few extras of each below if you want one yourselves."

Chelsea took a seat near Alex and faced the general direction of Asche and Adeze. "Well, this can't be any stretch of a coincidence for at least three of you coming here. Whadaya need?"

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