Hold on for a second. What's so great about it? You get eaten by a velociraptor. Admittedly, it sings you to sleep first, but it still eats you whole. Or not even whole! Because I very much doubt that a velociraptor could stomache an entire human. I mean sure, they're ravenous, but wouldn't at least the skeleton remain? Or does the velociraptor drag that off and burn it somewhere? Because that would be even less glamorous.
I mean, of course death-by-velociraptor-Bard is, if nothing else, an honorable death. But there's better.
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Death-by-velociraptor-assassin!
Edit: That's wearing a silly hat!
And maybe a moustache...
Last edited by Geminex; 11-02-2009 at 05:05 AM.
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