Oh please. It'd be gimmick infringement if ThadCo never actually produced anything and was an entirely vapor-filled concept that could be safely discarded. This is not the case. ThadCo actually procures a line of drinks, each one more hazardous to your health than the last one. ThadCo is also responsible for a line of high-energy guns, but that's the only information you get about that for free.
Oh, and in case it wasn't blatantly obvious: THERE IS NO DEATHWISH, ONLY THADCO. *Turns off the Zuul voice* The Deathwish is dead now, this new skyscraper is my modus transportation. It's a bit more energy efficient than the last model, as it can fully shift in and out of realities a few times a day. But if it shifts too often...well, it'll overload itself. Not in any sort of exploding way, I assure you. It'll just take a few minutes (hours, maybe a day) to charge its batteries back up.
There is a cloning bank, but it's smaller now, so if death happens in rapid enough succession, I'll be out for longer and longer. And there's a medical bay as well, for those injuries that DON'T result in death! What a concept!
ThadCo does employ security grunts from the nearby surroundings, but housing is a matter that the grunts take care of. Not that security should be much of a matter anyways, what with the secret alloy in the structure of the building, along with the retina, palm, and DNA scans one has to submit to in order to enter.
And in case it wasn't blatantly obvious, ALAN also lives and maintains the bloody building.
...I think I hit everything...
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ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.
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