Animal thread hell yeah.
So we've got
Bule Bule, who is a young lady cat whom I found in a neighbor's backyard as a month-old kitten. Because of this, she has the need to always butt into anything people are doing. The slightly dog-level neediness makes her endearing though. Likes to actually play around and shit, tries to get the bigger cat to do cat things with her - usually gets bitten.
Then there's
Kronchis, who is rad. He is a surly-ass cat who has been taking names since day one. Apparently he got picked up off the street, but started wrecking too much shit with the other cats in the household. So he came over to my abode so I could train him to focus that anger - onto my arm, which is now covered in scars. He's now 4 years old, and decidedly less angry at the world. Serves as a Uncle Buck figure to the smaller cat.