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Thadius · 12-17-2009, 05:23 PM

Diary of Thadius, 26th Opal, 57

I don't see why everyone is so afraid of goblins. As I pulled the goblin's mace out of his hands, he sneered at me. Clearly, he thought I was just another dwarf and he could easily kill me.

Then I felt the book give me strength, and I easily broke his right arm. He screamed and cursed, but I don't speak his tongue. I grabbed a hold of his right leg and repeated my performance. He actually started crying.

After breaking the left leg and bruising his left arm, I started beating him about the head. The goblin was so dazed, he didn't even notice when I dragged him to the pit. In Armok's name!

I'll have to learn some new techniques...I could practice on some of the other army dwarves...

12-17-2009, 05:23 PM	#112
Thadius BEARD IMPACT Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: MANLY ANGER Posts: 1,977	Diary of Thadius, 26th Opal, 57 I don't see why everyone is so afraid of goblins. As I pulled the goblin's mace out of his hands, he sneered at me. Clearly, he thought I was just another dwarf and he could easily kill me. Then I felt the book give me strength, and I easily broke his right arm. He screamed and cursed, but I don't speak his tongue. I grabbed a hold of his right leg and repeated my performance. He actually started crying. After breaking the left leg and bruising his left arm, I started beating him about the head. The goblin was so dazed, he didn't even notice when I dragged him to the pit. In Armok's name! I'll have to learn some new techniques...I could practice on some of the other army dwarves... __________________ ANGER HAS NEVER BEEN MORE MANLY THAN THIS.