Man, Judging people is great!
My personal favorite is walking up to really skinny and really fat people and letting them know, just in case they didn't know, they are in fact fat/skinny.
I do this because I view it as my cosmic duty to let people know they are not meeting my standards. Some may call me an asshole I just call myself:
America
Bonus points if a girl is play video games because
we can't have that