What time is it? WRONG. IT'S RAPPING TIME. AGAIN.

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Comin’ up, shell spinnin’ like the records on the table
NPF lacks a rap thread, but I’m ready and able
It’s been far too long since we dropped some fat beats
So, I think it’s time that y’all crackas’ compete.

Let’s start things off simple, just say who you are,
I’m the Haberdasher- a rhythmical star.
The ladies all know me, the fellas do too.
But enough about me, now the mic goes to you.

[Torque]

Am I the only one that thought it said "Raping" time in the title? And I was like "Shit, it's Topher Grace!"

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Originally Posted by Raptacular Haberdasher

Comin’ up, shell spinnin’ like the records on the table
NPF lacks a rap thread, but I’m ready and able
It’s been far too long since we dropped some fat beats
So, I think it’s time that y’all crackas’ compete.

Let’s start things off simple, just say who you are,
I’m the Haberdasher- a rhythmical star.
The ladies all know me, the fellas do too.
But enough about me, now the mic goes to you.

Solid Snake is this your third alt account?

[Raptacular Haberdasher]

Shit Torque, what’choo doin’, that don’t look like a rap.
This thread is for rhymes, not no other crap.
(And, might I add, what’s wrong with Mr. Grace?
He’s one hell of an actor, so y’best know your place.)
Now, for the love of the forum, y'all better start rhymin'.
(Just hope that you whiteies don't mess up yo' timin'.)

EDIT: Mac, no one loves you.
Not even bothering to rhyme, I just thought that needed to be said.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Originally Posted by Raptacular Haberdasher

EDIT: Mac, no one loves you.
Not even bothering to rhyme, I just thought that needed to be said.

Ahh so this IS Solid Snake. Lose your Liquid Snake Password?

[Torque]

Originally Posted by Raptacular Haberdasher

Shit Torque, what’choo doin’, that don’t look like a rap.
This thread is for rhymes, not no other crap.
(And, might I add, what’s wrong with Mr. Grace?
He’s one hell of an actor, so y’best know your place.)
Now, for the love of the forum, y'all better start rhymin'.
(Just hope that you whiteies don't mess up yo' timin'.)

Topher Grace be all up in my grills
Predators was full of thrills and chills
But that 70's show?
That shit be doin' some serious blow!
Spider man 2 was a mad tight movie!
But Spider man 3 was some seriously less than groovy!

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Mac

Solid Snake is this your third alt account?

Mac, you are several weeks late to the party and the reveal. Also not bothering to rhyme, I just like pointing out your flaws.

e: also put a more appropriate title on this thread, as I refuse to think of rap as music. Mo' like poetry.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

The name's InsaneGenius, yeah, I'm for serious.
Great intellect is implied. Most assume that's lied.
Though all agree I'm crazy inside of that hide.
Lol Jay Kay. You know I'm a nerd, eh.
And I don't care what they say.
Let me tell you what I do all day o-kay?

First I get on up, like a sex machine.
Then get dressed up, all my routine.
And get pumped up by caffeine.
Now I'm ready to go, and here's what I do.
Okay okay, I don't know. The cow makes moo.
That didn't make any sense, but it rhymed.
You'll notice that this piece of poetry isn't at all timed.
Now I broke the fourth wall already,
Though that would imply it was there and steady.
A lie, y'know. I'm the goddamned IG
I love you all, but now I gotta pea~.

~ce.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Lemme tell you guys hella straight
That these posts ain't first rate.
You oughta remember to get outta the dark
And learn to understand when something is said in Snark
I know the name of the first post tool
He goes by the name Token, that limey fool
I was there for the big ole reveal
even then it didn't cause much of an upheaval
So Fenny you gotta relax
and learn to withhold the attacks.
This rap and rhyme I made get shittier
but not as much as Raptacular Haberdasher

[Melfice]

Originally Posted by Mac

Lemme tell you guys hella straight
That these posts ain't first rate.
You oughta remember to get outta the dark
And learn to understand when something is said in Snark
I know the name of the first post tool
He goes by the name Token, that limey fool
I was there for the big ole reveal
even then it didn't cause much of an upheaval
So Fenny you gotta relax
and learn to withhold the attacks.
This rap and rhyme I made get shittier
but not as much as Raptacular Haberdasher

Hey, yo Mac
Your rhymes are whack
It just don't flow
You know what I mean, I don't have to show
In case I do, here's what went wrong
The words "upheaval and reveal" just don't belong
See, what you thought was a perfect rhyme
Turned out to be a rapping crime
We don't write poetry, I know it's just a game
But "upheaval and reveal" just don't sound the same

Yo.

Oh, gods that was horrible, I won't ever do this again
Those rhymes weren't flowing, and I ken ye ken