Cups

Hanuman · 08-26-2010, 10:06 PM

Pros/Cons
Wear or Not?

TDK · 08-26-2010, 10:09 PM

Unless you're honestly worried about people kicking you in the crotch on a daily basis, I'm gonna go ahead and say no.

Krylo · 08-26-2010, 10:10 PM

Cons: They are uncomfortable, and restrict access to your meat stick.

Pros: They are not as uncomfortable as getting kicked in the junk.

Qualifying question 1: Do you expect to get kicked in the junk a lot?

If Yes: Put one point toward 'wear a cup'.

Qualifying question 2: Do you have incontinence issues that require you to go to the bathroom often?

If Yes: Put one point toward 'do not wear a cup'.

Qualifying question 3: Are you promiscuous?

If Yes: Put one point toward 'do not wear a cup'.

Add your points together for your answer. In the case of a tie, default to 'do not wear a cup'.

Kyanbu The Legend · 08-26-2010, 10:11 PM

There useful and effective but it's a bit unnecessary most of the time unless your playing sports/fighting.

It'd be a waste of money to get one unless to truly need it which more the half time, the average male usually won't need it.

Darth SS · 08-26-2010, 10:50 PM

If you're playing hockey, wear one always. I remember when I was 14, and I was playing goal for my hockey team I went down for a shot. It hit me in the crotch, there was an audible crack, and then my cup felt weird. So the whistle goes, I reach down, and discover that it had broken into four pieces.

Long and the short of it: I can have kids because I wore a cup.

Also: Big myth, it just keeps things from being smushed. It still hurts to be hit there, all the energy is just being jammed into your pubic bone instead of your jubblies. I would recommend that any crime fight wear one, though understand everyone will think you have an erection at all times.

Krylo · 08-26-2010, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth SS

though understand everyone will think you have an erection at all times.

Qualifying Question 4: Do you have an erection at all times?

If yes: Put one point toward 'wear a cup'.

Amake · 08-27-2010, 12:13 AM

I say we make codpieces fashionable everyday wear again. Give the ladies something to ogle.

Krylo · 08-27-2010, 12:15 AM

Why would you want to ogle a cod piece?

That's like dudes preferring madonna's giant cone bras to a girl just wearing a tight shirt.

You should be trying to make tight pants fashionable.

Amake · 08-27-2010, 12:33 AM

Oh, you can tell if they're the right size.

Like the old, old saying goes, "A frank face may hide a false heart, but a full codpiece never lied."

Flarecobra · 08-27-2010, 12:51 AM

To be honest... If I found out a guy was wearing a cup all the time, I'd honestly go "What the hell is wrong with you?"

08-26-2010, 10:06 PM	#1
Hanuman Love Is Strength Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vancouver/BC/Canada Posts: 1,135	Cups Pros/Cons Wear or Not?

08-26-2010, 10:10 PM	#3
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Cons: They are uncomfortable, and restrict access to your meat stick. Pros: They are not as uncomfortable as getting kicked in the junk. Qualifying question 1: Do you expect to get kicked in the junk a lot? If Yes: Put one point toward 'wear a cup'. Qualifying question 2: Do you have incontinence issues that require you to go to the bathroom often? If Yes: Put one point toward 'do not wear a cup'. Qualifying question 3: Are you promiscuous? If Yes: Put one point toward 'do not wear a cup'. Add your points together for your answer. In the case of a tie, default to 'do not wear a cup'. __________________ I am very tired.

08-26-2010, 10:11 PM	#4
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	There useful and effective but it's a bit unnecessary most of the time unless your playing sports/fighting. It'd be a waste of money to get one unless to truly need it which more the half time, the average male usually won't need it. __________________

08-27-2010, 12:13 AM	#7
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	I thought this was going to be about the card game I say we make codpieces fashionable everyday wear again. Give the ladies something to ogle. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

08-27-2010, 12:15 AM	#8
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Why would you want to ogle a cod piece? That's like dudes preferring madonna's giant cone bras to a girl just wearing a tight shirt. You should be trying to make tight pants fashionable. __________________ I am very tired.

08-26-2010, 10:09 PM	#2
TDK Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Reality Posts: 2,914	Unless you're honestly worried about people kicking you in the crotch on a daily basis, I'm gonna go ahead and say no.

08-27-2010, 12:33 AM	#9
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Oh, you can tell if they're the right size. Like the old, old saying goes, "A frank face may hide a false heart, but a full codpiece never lied." __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

08-27-2010, 12:51 AM	#10
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	To be honest... If I found out a guy was wearing a cup all the time, I'd honestly go "What the hell is wrong with you?" __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.