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Professor Smarmiarty · 12-31-2010, 09:51 PM

Here's what we learnt tonight:

1) If you mix whiskey with Irn Bru (a soft drink which is like double the sugar of normal soft drinks) you get ridiculously drunk but unable to sleep it off/pass out

2) I got called "Kid Rock" on 20 seperate occassions (and had about 50 photos) without anyone calling me anyhing else. I think I'm secretely a rapper in my sleep.

3) The double jacket remains the hieght of fashion.

Token · 12-31-2010, 09:59 PM

4) You can, with mnimimal effort, fit four fishsticks into a condom.

The Argent Lord · 12-31-2010, 10:01 PM

5) A whipped cream sandwich is both tastier and less messy than you'd expect.

Token · 12-31-2010, 10:02 PM

6) It's fucking Janurary, if you have pumpkins out, you deserve what you get.

Professor Smarmiarty · 12-31-2010, 10:03 PM

7) The sexual deviancy police won't respond to calls prompted by webforum posting.

Token · 12-31-2010, 10:11 PM

8) If Smarty thinks that's deviancy, he needs to spice up his sex life.

Professor Smarmiarty · 12-31-2010, 10:19 PM

9) I am alone in upholding society's decency in a sea of WHORES and FUCKERY!

Token · 12-31-2010, 10:20 PM

10) Haters gonna hate.

11) Especially if they can't get any.

Professor Smarmiarty · 12-31-2010, 10:23 PM

12) Token doesn't know that anarchists chicks are the easiest around. And they'll do anything as long as it not conventional.

13) BOOBS WILL CAUSE THE COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY! Too much oogling!

Token · 12-31-2010, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

9) I am alone in upholding society's decency in a sea of WHORES and FUCKERY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

12) Token doesn't know that anarchists chicks are the easiest around. And they'll do anything as long as it not conventional.

14) Smarty can't keep his testimony straight.

15) That's not all he can't keep straight.

12-31-2010, 09:51 PM	#1
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	NPF Post party rocking Here's what we learnt tonight: 1) If you mix whiskey with Irn Bru (a soft drink which is like double the sugar of normal soft drinks) you get ridiculously drunk but unable to sleep it off/pass out 2) I got called "Kid Rock" on 20 seperate occassions (and had about 50 photos) without anyone calling me anyhing else. I think I'm secretely a rapper in my sleep. 3) The double jacket remains the hieght of fashion.

12-31-2010, 10:01 PM	#3
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	5) A whipped cream sandwich is both tastier and less messy than you'd expect. __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

12-31-2010, 09:59 PM	#2
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	4) You can, with mnimimal effort, fit four fishsticks into a condom.

12-31-2010, 10:02 PM	#4
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	6) It's fucking Janurary, if you have pumpkins out, you deserve what you get.

12-31-2010, 10:03 PM	#5
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	7) The sexual deviancy police won't respond to calls prompted by webforum posting.

12-31-2010, 10:11 PM	#6
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	8) If Smarty thinks that's deviancy, he needs to spice up his sex life.

12-31-2010, 10:19 PM	#7
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	9) I am alone in upholding society's decency in a sea of WHORES and FUCKERY!

12-31-2010, 10:20 PM	#8
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	10) Haters gonna hate. 11) Especially if they can't get any.

12-31-2010, 10:23 PM	#9
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	12) Token doesn't know that anarchists chicks are the easiest around. And they'll do anything as long as it not conventional. 13) BOOBS WILL CAUSE THE COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY! Too much oogling!