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Unread 05-10-2011, 09:34 AM   #1
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WTF Whelp, I'm eighteen now

Today is my eighteenth birthday, so I feel like I should do something adult-y.

So the decision falls to NPF! What should I do?

Strip club? Take up smoking? Kill a hooker? Join the army?
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Unread 05-10-2011, 09:35 AM   #2
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You could do all of those at the same time, if you say the hooker was a terrorist.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 09:42 AM   #3
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Hookers and blow, boy. Hookers and blow.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:05 AM   #4
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Off to the red light district!
Take a pick, it's on your friends.

... oh, wait. America. *smug*

Do it anyway, and have fun committing a crime in the process! =D
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:13 AM   #5
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How about being a total rebel and get wasted on the cheapest booze you're not allowed to drink yet.

EDIT: Wait, don't do that. Star in a porno! I find an odd kind of irony and/or justice in the fact that it's legal to do that before drinking, which just might lead to pornographic activity anyway.
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BOOZE. GET BOOZED.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:31 AM   #7
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Huh, I didn't think you were that much younger than I was.

Well, happy birthday!

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So the decision falls to NPF! What should I do?
I don't know, kill a bear? Date one?

Join a porn site without lying about your age?

Vote?

Edit: Oh, wait, America. You might not be able to do half of that.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:33 AM   #8
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On another note, holy shit, TheDarkKnight is eighteen.
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:54 AM   #9
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Oh god I've been here for nine years, what am I doing with my life
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Unread 05-10-2011, 10:57 AM   #10
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On another note, you joined when you were nine?!
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