Pokemon Umbral Theatre 26: Pierce Didn't Die, Big Whoop...

Astral Harmony · 05-24-2011, 03:42 PM

Honestly, as long as the plotline allows the remote possibility of Pierce getting laid, I doubt Dracorion would ever retire him. Silly Menarker should've known better.

Here's a clue, Menarker: until Pierce does in fact get Chizuru and Shizuka at the same time, Pierce isn't going to die. Why until then? Admit it. If Pierce did get those two at the same time, nothing else would ever compare. It'd only be downhill from that point. Drac wouldn't even want Pierce around anymore. He'd be too busy thinking about what awesome unspeakable sexual situation he could get Elizabeth or Sam into.

But I digress. It's time for the reason these threads are created that all true warriors strive for!

It does seem like characters get better and better as the generations pass, don't'cha think?

Not pictured: a Staryu that bounces around while rapidly changing colors.

The first time I saw them, I thought they were wearing chainmail. Maybe they learned the Team Rocket lesson where chainmail doesn't protect against Electric attacks.

But they don't look half-bad. Well, except for the horrible possibility of "hood hair."

Misty + Purple Hair = Outburst

I think this is the reason Ash never picked up any of the girls. They're all nucking futs.

05-24-2011, 03:42 PM	#1
Astral Harmony Don't Hate Me 'Cause I'm Moe Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Harmonial Sanctum Posts: 6,798	Pokemon Umbral Theatre 26: Pierce Didn't Die, Big Whoop... Honestly, as long as the plotline allows the remote possibility of Pierce getting laid, I doubt Dracorion would ever retire him. Silly Menarker should've known better. Here's a clue, Menarker: until Pierce does in fact get Chizuru and Shizuka at the same time, Pierce isn't going to die. Why until then? Admit it. If Pierce did get those two at the same time, nothing else would ever compare. It'd only be downhill from that point. Drac wouldn't even want Pierce around anymore. He'd be too busy thinking about what awesome unspeakable sexual situation he could get Elizabeth or Sam into. But I digress. It's time for the reason these threads are created that all true warriors strive for! It does seem like characters get better and better as the generations pass, don't'cha think? Not pictured: a Staryu that bounces around while rapidly changing colors. The first time I saw them, I thought they were wearing chainmail. Maybe they learned the Team Rocket lesson where chainmail doesn't protect against Electric attacks. But they don't look half-bad. Well, except for the horrible possibility of "hood hair." Misty + Purple Hair = Outburst I think this is the reason Ash never picked up any of the girls. They're all nucking futs. Last edited by Astral Harmony; 05-24-2011 at 03:46 PM.