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Unread 06-21-2011, 04:51 PM   #1
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Fun So, hello, there, future.

We now live in the future. How do I make this claim? Because, in addition to microwaves, smart phones, and robot vacuum cleaners, and of course, the personal computer, I now have (much like all my advanced tech, it was a gift), and am now using, an I-Pad 2! Truly, we now live in the future. Now, there are a few less-than-optimal elements to each of these devices mentioned... but guys: really, let's be honest, here. Outside of space travel and teleportation (and really, who cares about those*) we're basically doing things that, only a generation ago (less, really) were the stuff of fancy. We have servant robots in our house. We have instant world-wide communication, free of any sort of physical connections. And we have data-pads. Also, near-instant food preparation.

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*me. I want teleportation and space travel!
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:02 PM   #2
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It's not the future until I have a jetpack. Until then, I am living with perpetual disappointment.
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:04 PM   #3
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Did we invent time travel?

No?

Then we are not in the future.
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:06 PM   #4
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I also don't see hoverboards or flying cars anywhere. We still have much to accomplish.
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:08 PM   #5
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:09 PM   #6
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AND WHERE THE BLEEP IS MY CHOZO VARIA SUIT?! It's not the future if I can't hop on my spaceship and fight futuristic space robots whenever I want instead of going to work.
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:10 PM   #7
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It's not the future until I have a jetpack. Until then, I am living with perpetual disappointment.
How does a jetpack not just burn your legs off?
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How does a jetpack not just burn your legs off?
Not my job to figure it out. That's for the science men to do.
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:16 PM   #9
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How does a jetpack not just burn your legs off?
Simple. You just have to domesticate fire.
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Unread 06-21-2011, 05:28 PM   #10
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Get one that doesn't combust?
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