EXPERIMENTAL RULE: Drunkposting!

[Meister]

We've been noticing it's becoming a bit of a trend to create new threads announcing to the world in general and NPF visitors in particular that you've had a few. Since these threads never seem to be about anything in particular and to have a certain potential for going down the proverbial drain we'd like to try and go without them for a while. Usual drunkposting, as in "hey I'd really like to reply to this thread here and also I happen to be drunk" drunkposting hasn't ever been anything approaching a problem and isn't touched by this.

Right now we basically just want to see where this takes overall posting quality.

New bullet-pointed guidelines for creating threads!

- Make your thread be about something. Anything. Just not how drunk you are right now.
- If you're about to post a thread that is about something and you stop to think "shit wait, I'm drunk, am I even allowed to do this" then yes you absolutely are provided you manage to hide your shameful condition from us by methods like using grammar and spelling no more dreadful than usual, not letting your post stray towards the topic of boobs or the kebab you could go for right now and/or outright denial.