Nikose Mafia 3: Wherein he discovers there is a limit on characters in the title. I -

[Nikose Tyris]

-didn't know that, so my initial title was all super long but got cut off.

PLAYERS:
1: Tophat
2: Masked Jedi
3: Ryanderman
4: FenrisWolf; Tourrettes Cop is dead and his mother is a whore.
5: Cephrir Mafiate, Dead as a Doornail with mourning children.
6: POS Industries He Quit.
7: Khael! Dead Dog.
8: The Argent Lord
9: Demonlink2 was evicted by his wife; still alive, still in game.
10: SMARTYMCBARRELPANTS IS BANNED found with knife in chest. Dead.
11: B_Real_Shadows
12: Bananarama
13: Relm Zephyrous
14: Ugainius
15: Roy D Mylote Dead.
16: Truce evicted her husband. Obviously Truce is the woman in this relationship. AND NOW SHE'S DEAD HAHA.
17: Demonlink2
18: Tendronai, Popular young man about town, is dead.
19: OctoberRaven Another Dead Mafiate.
20: Grthwllms, PO, kicked the bucket just when he figured everything out.
21: Griever Another Killing Role Dead!
22: Captain Combustible
23: Cati
24: Ole' Dude with the Face
25: Ape Boy
26: Hikari
27: Rygar 3 The colors mean nothing and Fuck you Skullboy I'm not an asshole, your mom's an asshole.
28: Cid Highwind
29: ex. 68471
30: Stress Ball
31: SecretSkull
32: Red Fighter 1073 Died horribly in a vicious, VICIOUS manner.
33: Death By Stabbing
34: Zilla
35: FloralVikings = Dead Flowers
36: Rhyia I think I dunno
37: I think some girl with dragons wings is here, She's probably with Thad that poor poor child. She also died.

WALKUP:

YOU ARE PLAYING A NIKOSE MAFIA.

You guys have absolutely no fucking idea what you are in for. I hope you all enjoy it thoroughly.

TO MAFIATES:
I don't want your dirty, nasty PM's. Do all your conversing in Private. Don has final call on who dies. ONLY the Don PM's me. He gets 1 shot a night. if your Don doesn't show up, Sucks for you doesn't it?!

TO TOWN:
If you don't have a ROLE, LEAVE ME ALONE I get enough PM's.

TO NIGHTROLES:
You're children are whores and your mother is ugly. PM Me when it is RELEVANT.

TO EVERYONE ELSE: wait is there even anyone else? Shitfuck I don't know what I'm doing, god damn it I'm gonna screw this up too oh nooooooo

*runs out the nearest window, splattering all over the ground and Squishing Rygar Flat*

RYGAR HAS DIED ONCE.

DAY 1 BEGINS.

EDIT: I WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY THAT I WAS STONED WHEN I WROTE OUT THE ROLES FOR THIS GAME.


EDIT 2: despite whatever comes of it: Double posting is NOT allowed in mafia games I run. This is not argueable. It's my game to run, my arbitrary and stupid rules that you agreed to follow when you joined.

Actually for that matter, everyone is required to not wear knickers while playing. (Definition of knickers debateable.)