New Twilight Bullshit

Eltargrim · 11-27-2009, 01:11 AM

Gahhhhhh! Fuckfuckfuck. Avoid this like the plague. Let me summarize it for you.

Wooden acting. Wooden special effects (CGI waves. I mean, even the droplets were cgi. I mean COME THE FUCK ON!). Wooden dialogue. Plot = whaaaaaa? Bitch bitch whine bitch bitch. "You lied". Oh no, call the whaaaaambulance!

Let me put it this way: it was either see this movie, or go without sex for two weeks.

And I made the wrong choice :gonk:

11-27-2009, 01:11 AM	#1
Eltargrim Fifty-Talents Haversham Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: FABULOUS Posts: 1,904	New Twilight Bullshit Gahhhhhh! Fuckfuckfuck. Avoid this like the plague. Let me summarize it for you. Wooden acting. Wooden special effects (CGI waves. I mean, even the droplets were cgi. I mean COME THE FUCK ON!). Wooden dialogue. Plot = whaaaaaa? Bitch bitch whine bitch bitch. "You lied". Oh no, call the whaaaaambulance! Let me put it this way: it was either see this movie, or go without sex for two weeks. And I made the wrong choice :gonk: __________________ <Insert witticism here; get credit; ???; profit!>