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View Poll Results: What kind of beard be ye sportin'?
Goatee / Chin Kitten 13 35.14%
Santa Clause 2 5.41%
Abe Lincoln 6 16.22%
Hairless Land Lubber 10 27.03%
Mutton Chops up in here ya'll 6 16.22%
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Unread 09-22-2010, 01:34 PM   #1
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WTF Beards are freakin amazing
This thread is dedicated to beards and their greatness. They've undoubtedly been the greatest advancement in human technology since they were invented in prehistoric times, when they were probably used for kindling. Made more famous by such prominent public figures such as Raptor Jesus and Honest Abe, its pretty much obvious that they're the best thing there ever was. Discuss.

EDIT: And also fuck nikose and his beard hating.

EDIT: Im kidding. I love you. Lever never fight again.
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Unread 09-22-2010, 01:36 PM   #2
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Every great thinker in history has had a beard.
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Unread 09-22-2010, 02:00 PM   #4
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Every great thinker in history has had a beard.
Does Descartes' silly little soul patch count as a beard?
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Tiny Carl Jung says you're fulla crap.

Well I mean actually he says something wordy as fuck about you struggling in vain against your own unbearded shadow.

But I assume he means you're fulla crap.
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Unread 09-22-2010, 03:21 PM   #9
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Like Jung says some real good shit, and he says some real stupid shit so he ends up halfway- with a moustache.
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I almost always have a beard so does that mean I'm a super sexy great thinker? Cause if so, the world if freaking doomed.
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