Coming out.

Token · 05-09-2011, 10:21 PM

Hey, NPF. It's me.

Lately, I've realized something about myself, and I figured I should get it off my chest.

Well no, that's not exactly true. Deep down, I've always known. But I've never really faced it; never accepted what I knew in my heart.

I really don't know why I never had this epiphany sooner. I mean, god knows it was obvious; everyone around me seemed to figure it out pretty quickly. I'm sure you've all realized it as well. But I figure it would be for the best to formally announce it.

Here goes.

I, Corey Middle Name "Token" Smith...

Am fucking awesome.

That's right. I'm totally fucking awesome, and your lives are all better for having known me. You're welcome.

I know. It's not an easy thing to discover about yourself, let alone share with others. But I figure if anyone will treat this matter with the respect it deserves, it's all my BFF at NPF. I hope the knowledge of my universe-shattering greatness won't ruin any of the bonds we've all formed.

That is all. Thank you.

***Fenris*** · 05-09-2011, 10:24 PM

make more asshat

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 05-09-2011, 10:25 PM

I need to work harder.

Token · 05-09-2011, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenris

make more asshat

When the time is right, young one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karesh

I need to work harder.

Don't we all?

Tev · 05-09-2011, 10:41 PM

This is the second time I've come to a thread hoping for either Diana Ross or a "poster is gay" announcement.....and again I've been disappointed.

Seil · 05-09-2011, 10:44 PM

You may be awesome, but are you action movie one liner awesome?

Kyanbu The Legend · 05-09-2011, 10:54 PM

...

Cool to hear that bro!

Overcast · 05-09-2011, 10:58 PM

You were just hurting yourself waiting to hear him say he is gay. He is already very clearly gay, his every action confirms this. Isn't really coming out when he's had a hole in the closet this whole time he was sticking his dick out of.

Hatake Kakashi · 05-09-2011, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seil

You may be awesome, but are you action movie one liner awesome?

Goddammit, Seil.

Aldurin · 05-10-2011, 12:01 AM

Haul your ass back to the trollslum rp, Token.

05-09-2011, 10:21 PM	#1
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Coming out. Hey, NPF. It's me. Lately, I've realized something about myself, and I figured I should get it off my chest. Well no, that's not exactly true. Deep down, I've always known. But I've never really faced it; never accepted what I knew in my heart. I really don't know why I never had this epiphany sooner. I mean, god knows it was obvious; everyone around me seemed to figure it out pretty quickly. I'm sure you've all realized it as well. But I figure it would be for the best to formally announce it. Here goes. I, Corey Middle Name "Token" Smith... Am fucking awesome. That's right. I'm totally fucking awesome, and your lives are all better for having known me. You're welcome. I know. It's not an easy thing to discover about yourself, let alone share with others. But I figure if anyone will treat this matter with the respect it deserves, it's all my BFF at NPF. I hope the knowledge of my universe-shattering greatness won't ruin any of the bonds we've all formed. That is all. Thank you.

05-09-2011, 10:24 PM	#2
*Fenris* Administrator Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Coast Posts: 6,806	make more asshat __________________ "FENRIS IS AN ASSHOLE" - shiney

05-09-2011, 10:54 PM	#7
Kyanbu The Legend Local Rookie Indie Dev Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,497	Where're all awesome one way or another ... Cool to hear that bro! __________________

05-09-2011, 10:58 PM	#8
Overcast Cinderella Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Trespassing in the graveyard Posts: 3,076	You were just hurting yourself waiting to hear him say he is gay. He is already very clearly gay, his every action confirms this. Isn't really coming out when he's had a hole in the closet this whole time he was sticking his dick out of. __________________ Time to bust out the glow sticks!

05-09-2011, 10:44 PM	#6
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	You may be awesome, but are you action movie one liner awesome?

05-10-2011, 12:01 AM	#10
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	Haul your ass back to the trollslum rp, Token.