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Unread 01-09-2013, 10:31 PM   #1
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Like the cold sore on your upper lip, I keep coming back.

Sooo my first day of class was today, for my last quarter of school prior to receiving my associate's degree. But that's not why we're here! No, we're here to discuss an exercise that went very well until the last three words.

The exercise is, two people sitting beside each other would interview one another: the usual age, major area of study, dream job etc etc and the little bonus "something interesting" at the end, then use that info to introduce your interviewee to the class. This is standard fare to Break The Ice and/or force awkward social interaction. (The guy I spoke with was a retired marine who immediately after receiving his honorable discharge headed to California, acquired some medicinal, smoked up before watching a 3-D movie and during the movie experienced an earthquake aftershock. Not as awkward!)

The last two people were a somewhat petite girl and a guy who had already made a reputation for being outspoken and obnoxious. I'm talking 30 minutes into the first day of class and everyone was already rolling their eyes at him. Soooo they do their interview things, she introduces him to the class and it goes fine. Everyone's like "Hi". Then he goes, says stuff about her, blah blah, and then after the entire introduction says "And she's single!"

Her response "I never said I was single!" sounded particularly concerned and she moved her seat away from him immediately after the class recessed for a short break, can't say I blame her. I asked her at this time if it was like a joke between them, or if he was being a serious creep. She responded that during their interview he had mentioned he was single, and (in my opinion) gracefully suggested that maybe he got confused and said the wrong thing. I was of the opinion she should have pretty much instantly made a Thing about it, but for whatever reason she didn't. I was going to, but I'm still hesitant to interfere in other people's business directly, also for fear of being mistaken as some white knight charging in to protect the poor woman's chastity or whatever you want to say. So I said loud enough for the professor to hear that I was making sure he wasn't being weird and that she was ok.

Fat fucking chance he said the wrong thing and I'm not so naive to think that him dropping that he is single was innocent either. In any case so now I will be keeping an eye on creepster. Fun.
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Unread 01-09-2013, 11:45 PM   #2
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It's every day, here. It can be better or worse depending what class and what cultures we're seeing in the room (heavy Software Design rooms tend to be particularly vulgar actually), and I try and pick gen-eds that are heavy in photography students. They tend to be mostly inoffensive.
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Unread 01-10-2013, 12:20 AM   #3
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and I try and pick gen-eds that are heavy in photography students. They tend to be mostly inoffensive.
Speaking as a photographer, that's just because we save all the raunchiest shit for when we're working. I know dozens of photographers, and we are all the most horrifying of people.

Just remember, next time you see a smiling person in a magazine ad, they're smiling because the 'tog just told them a story about a pug eating its own eyes and they're laughing out of shock.
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Unread 01-10-2013, 01:10 AM   #4
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Man, my degree is in politics. In the South. The fact that I haven't snapped yet is a great indicator of my moral fiber.

People who defend child predators and talk about how racism is perfectly ok and I am not supposed to hit them?
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Unread 01-10-2013, 08:44 AM   #5
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Douchebags will be Douchebags ... you wouldn`t think there actually are people who think they could, perhaps, "score" with the cute girl in the first day of class.. but there are.

Usually, the first day is the "shy day" where nobody breaks out of their shell just yet, simply cause you are aware that you will spent a lot of time with the same people and you just don`t know each other all that well...

On the other hand, there is always that asshole that wants to make an impression. The "day 1 superstar" . Those, when they don`t drop out mid class, tend to either get a girl that likes that stupid shit, or just walk around being all "I`m Alpha Dog in the pack for realz".

Most are actually waaay more bark than bite, just douches being douches... so if you are actually putting out time to "keep an eye out" for him, you aren`t being a White Knight, but a White Sniper... same shit different package.

You can be dame sure he will try a second advance on the same girl, and if that does not work, he will simply move on to another one. Just observe how "where" he sits will evolve over the first weeks of class... the pattern is usually clear as day.
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Unread 01-10-2013, 08:52 AM   #6
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Haha, I'm the Day 1 Superstar and you are just sad because I'm awesome and you're not.
Also man science classes these days are about 75% female from my experience and all the arts classes I took were mostly female so we don't have that shit.
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Unread 01-10-2013, 11:10 AM   #7
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Well, he was a total ass and outed himself pretty much instantly. I want to say he simply lacks any social graces -- it looks like a normal day for him is probably spent crammed into a sailor scout uniform and trolling 4chan -- but I'm long past the stage of trying to invent excuses for people who think it's a good idea to do something like this.
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Unread 01-10-2013, 12:20 PM   #8
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he simply lacks any social graces
[NewJerseyAccent] Di`s Bums le`mme tells`ya they gotz no class. No Class At`all. [/NewJerseyAccent]

Now watch on future group activities as he tries to tag along with the same girl and take the easiest tasks while making it seems like he has done the most work.

Also for some reason, as you described him, i imagined him with shutter glasses on his backpocket.
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Unread 01-10-2013, 04:22 PM   #9
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Dude, I lack social graces. This guy is a douche.
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it looks like a normal day for him is probably spent crammed into a sailor scout uniform and trolling 4chan --
You hatin on my extracurricular activities, shiney?
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