FIFTHFIEND for Forum Emperor!

8 Man · 04-17-2007, 04:23 PM

Fifth should be Emperor, King, Supreme Ruler, and Master Chief of these Nuklear Power Forums for all the great and numerous things he has bestowed upon us. I might mention them here, except they are too great and too numerous to be listed in such a manner. Instead, I offer three or more completely indisputable and 100-percent-true facts proving why Fifthfiend is superior to every other mod and should thus be immediately and irrevocably crowned Supreme Emperor (et al) of this board:

He's Fifthfiend; who, being godly in natures, makes everything look, smell, taste, and feel better just by thinking about it.
He's not Krylo; whom, by contrast, is a scum-sucking, bone-headed, sock-monkeying, degenerate nematode, whose only function in whatever it (as the organism known as 'Krylo' is utterly devoid anything resembling a soul and is thusly undeserving of the honor of any genderly pronoun) has passing for an existence is the complete destruction of all intelligent life, the complete destruction of all non-intelligent life (its only admirable trait), along with liberty, the pursuit of happiness, puppies, kittens, and tasty, delicious popsicles.
Shiney is a dick and should be made fun of and called names because he is despised by all and feared by none (except Flarecobra, his unwaveringly loyal servant, for some reason).
This is where the 'or more' part kicks in.
POS will be installed as Vice-Emperor to maintain the illusion of any existing balance of power and to appeal to the masses in times of duress, thus quelling any potential dissenters.

In short: YAY FIFTHFIEND. BOO CONFORMITY.

Disclaimer: By reading this message or any part thereof, you, the reader and NPF member and/or mod (which shall henceforth be referred to as 'you' going forward), agree that everything said here is true and accurate and unbiased in any way, shape or form.

Furthermore, you understand that neither the poster of this message nor any party who bears witness to and, by extention, accepts the truthiness of the contents thereof shall be held indemnibly blameless for any stupidity, drama, hurt feelings, sexual tension, or outright hilarity which may possibly, however unlikely, occur.

Also, I am unfathomably bored.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 04-17-2007, 04:29 PM

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Just no!

Major Blood · 04-17-2007, 04:30 PM

As true as your statements are, dontcha think this joke is getting old?

***Fenris*** · 04-17-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 8 Man

In short: YAY FIFTHFIEND. BOO CONFORMITY.

Congratulations, you have succeeded in making my eyes burn from the sheer force of irony.

8 Man · 04-17-2007, 04:36 PM

Edit: Irony is the cosmic equalizer, the judicious use of which can only serve to empower ourselves and balance out the universe. It's true, I read it in a book somewhere.

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As true as your statements are, dontcha think this joke is getting old?

NO! I refuse to allow your buzz-killingness to subvert my noble crusade! Do you hear me?! REFUSE!

Mike McC · 04-17-2007, 04:41 PM

Yeah, we already had two threads close to this kind in recent times.If you don't give the joke time to rest, you'll run it to death and noone can laugh anymore.

***Fenris*** · 04-17-2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by 8 Man

Edit: Irony is the cosmic equalizer, the judicious use of which can only serve to empower ourselves and balance out the universe. It's true, I read it in a book somewhere.

You do know where the irony in that statement lies, right? I'll let Mirai do my explaining for me.

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

We all know that the level of Fifth love in this forum at times can reach bukakke limits

Trying to fight conformity with fifthfiend is like trying to combat a housefire with a blowtorch. It ain't gonna work.

Nikose Tyris · 04-17-2007, 04:47 PM

*ahem* I have something to say about this joke.

I'll tell you what's wrong with this: it's dead. I know a dead joke when I see one, and it's dead. It's dead, not resting. This joke is definitely deceased. It's passed on. It is no more. it has ceased to be. It has expired and gone to meet it's maker. this is a late joke! a stiff! Bereft of life! It rests in peace! if you hadn't posted it again, it would be pushing up daisies. it's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! this is an Ex-Joke.

And by that, I mean Shiney's a dick, but do you want FIFTH in his place?

Seil · 04-17-2007, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by 8_Man

Disclaimer: By reading this message or any part thereof, you, the reader and NPF member and/or mod (which shall henceforth be referred to as 'you' going forward), agree that everything said here is true and accurate and unbiased in any way, shape or form.

Furthermore, you understand that neither the poster of this message nor any party who bears witness to and, by extention, accepts the truthiness of the contents thereof shall be held indemnibly blameless for any stupidity, drama, hurt feelings, sexual tension, or outright hilarity which may possibly, however unlikely, occur.

Why doesn't Fifth have this in his signature?

Fifthfiend · 04-17-2007, 04:49 PM

Yeah, that's enough of this for a while.

I mean and I appreciate the thought, and I'm glad there's people who think I'm doing an okay job of moderating or administrating or whatever it is I do here. I'm just saying, there are lots of great people on this board who aren't moderators of this board; we don't need to be heaping all this acclaim and attention on a tiny handful of people who do happen to moderate this board. We've had enough mod-centric good times lately to last us a while.

You know and honestly, where's the Meister love?

04-17-2007, 04:23 PM	#1
8 Man Shyguy Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 138	FIFTHFIEND for Forum Emperor! Fifth should be Emperor, King, Supreme Ruler, and Master Chief of these Nuklear Power Forums for all the great and numerous things he has bestowed upon us. I might mention them here, except they are too great and too numerous to be listed in such a manner. Instead, I offer three or more completely indisputable and 100-percent-true facts proving why Fifthfiend is superior to every other mod and should thus be immediately and irrevocably crowned Supreme Emperor (et al) of this board: He's Fifthfiend; who, being godly in natures, makes everything look, smell, taste, and feel better just by thinking about it. He's not Krylo; whom, by contrast, is a scum-sucking, bone-headed, sock-monkeying, degenerate nematode, whose only function in whatever it (as the organism known as 'Krylo' is utterly devoid anything resembling a soul and is thusly undeserving of the honor of any genderly pronoun) has passing for an existence is the complete destruction of all intelligent life, the complete destruction of all non-intelligent life (its only admirable trait), along with liberty, the pursuit of happiness, puppies, kittens, and tasty, delicious popsicles. Shiney is a dick and should be made fun of and called names because he is despised by all and feared by none (except Flarecobra, his unwaveringly loyal servant, for some reason). This is where the 'or more' part kicks in. POS will be installed as Vice-Emperor to maintain the illusion of any existing balance of power and to appeal to the masses in times of duress, thus quelling any potential dissenters. In short: YAY FIFTHFIEND. BOO CONFORMITY. *Disclaimer:* By reading this message or any part thereof, you, the reader and NPF member and/or mod (which shall henceforth be referred to as 'you' going forward), agree that everything said here is true and accurate and unbiased in any way, shape or form. Furthermore, you understand that neither the poster of this message nor any party who bears witness to and, by extention, accepts the truthiness of the contents thereof shall be held indemnibly blameless for any stupidity, drama, hurt feelings, sexual tension, or outright hilarity which may possibly, however unlikely, occur. Also, I am unfathomably bored. Last edited by 8 Man; 04-17-2007 at 04:28 PM.

04-17-2007, 04:30 PM	#3
Major Blood I'm out. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I'm not giving my location to a computer! Posts: 1,859	As true as your statements are, dontcha think this joke is getting old? __________________ I'm outers folks. Mac can have my stuff.

04-17-2007, 04:41 PM	#6
Mike McC Time is something else. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wherever I am needed, I will be there. Posts: 5,065	Yeah, we already had two threads close to this kind in recent times.If you don't give the joke time to rest, you'll run it to death and noone can laugh anymore. __________________ WHERE MIKEY IS IN 2022! tumblrs - http://werewolf.zone twitters - @itmightbemikey

04-17-2007, 04:49 PM	#10
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Yeah, that's enough of this for a while. I mean and I appreciate the thought, and I'm glad there's people who think I'm doing an okay job of moderating or administrating or whatever it is I do here. I'm just saying, there are lots of great people on this board who aren't moderators of this board; we don't need to be heaping all this acclaim and attention on a tiny handful of people who do happen to moderate this board. We've had enough mod-centric good times lately to last us a while. You know and honestly, where's the Meister love? __________________ check out my buttspresso Last edited by Fifthfiend; 04-17-2007 at 06:05 PM.