I'm Going To Overthrow Science! This Villainy Has Gone On For Far Too Long!

Seil · 06-02-2010, 01:50 AM

Seriously science? You've been there for years now. Years. And what have you given us? All of these laws - the laws of motion, the laws of genetics, the laws of gravity. I have had enough! I call you out, Science! I call you out in all your gaudy livery! Clothed in your naked villainy, you stride forth to deny man his rights!

The right to fly is denied us by you! The right to be transforming robots is denied by you! I say that man should have these rights! I say that we should spread our wings and be free of weight ratios and gravity. I say we should shift our mass and be free of the laws of logic and robotics!

You have done nothing but hold us back from our deepest desires! You ground us and steal away our ambition! I will show you for the tyrant that you are, and take you from your throne! I will steal your crown! I will rule your disciples! I will be the new God of the laws of Earth and nature.

Rise up, my subjects! What has science taken from you?

Fenris said I could.

Premmy · 06-02-2010, 01:56 AM

My pointy-ass glasses

Seil · 06-02-2010, 02:00 AM

I appoint thee the Duke Of Ophthalmology!

Amake · 06-02-2010, 02:03 AM

Science can be explained by magic. Magic encompasses science and makes it look small and restricting in comparison. Why would we need a thing like science to make sense of the world when it doesn't even allow for the existence of something greater than itself? All it does is make the world simpler and smaller so the small and frightened can feel better about themselves.

My best friend can fly, in defiance of science. I don't really have a problem with science, because it has never been able to hold me down. But I support this thread as it can spread awareness of the faults of science, and let everyone fly with their own wings.

Rejected Again · 06-02-2010, 02:17 AM

Science took my superpowers!

No wait that was my psychologist...

Professor Smarmiarty · 06-02-2010, 02:26 AM

Already done http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=37839

Azisien · 06-02-2010, 02:43 AM

Yea I gotta say that was what I immediately thought of when I saw this thread.

Except this thread is more go-lucky vagueness attacks on science using ???? whereas Smarty had direct attacks on science using mind-bending (re: awful) logic.

Amake · 06-02-2010, 02:52 AM

It was pretty weird there when Smarty went every which way to refute my scientific claims like I was some kind of scientist. I thought that was more about contradicting everything at any cost, whereas this is a declaration of war on science, kind of like the war on drugs and the war on terror, you know, those ridiculous things.

On reflection, it's been said the purpose of war is to destroy your enemy's ability to make war. Does science make war? No? That means we've already won.

Krylo · 06-02-2010, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Does science make war? No? That means we've already won.

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF SCIENCE!

Seil · 06-02-2010, 03:07 AM

Quote:

BEHOLD! THE POWER OF SCIENCE!

What hath science wrought?!

06-02-2010, 01:50 AM	#1
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	I'm Going To Overthrow Science! This Villainy Has Gone On For Far Too Long! Seriously science? You've been there for years now. Years. And what have you given us? All of these laws - the laws of motion, the laws of genetics, the laws of gravity. I have had enough! I call you out, Science! I call you out in all your gaudy livery! Clothed in your naked villainy, you stride forth to deny man his rights! The right to fly is denied us by you! The right to be transforming robots is denied by you! I say that man should have these rights! I say that we should spread our wings and be free of weight ratios and gravity. I say we should shift our mass and be free of the laws of logic and robotics! You have done nothing but hold us back from our deepest desires! You ground us and steal away our ambition! I will show you for the tyrant that you are, and take you from your throne! I will steal your crown! I will rule your disciples! I will be the new God of the laws of Earth and nature. Rise up, my subjects! What has science taken from you? Fenris said I could.

06-02-2010, 01:56 AM	#2
Premmy Stop the hate Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a nice web on fifty first street Posts: 4,466	obvious response My pointy-ass glasses __________________ Drank

06-02-2010, 02:03 AM	#4
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	Science can be explained by magic. Magic encompasses science and makes it look small and restricting in comparison. Why would we need a thing like science to make sense of the world when it doesn't even allow for the existence of something greater than itself? All it does is make the world simpler and smaller so the small and frightened can feel better about themselves. My best friend can fly, in defiance of science. I don't really have a problem with science, because it has never been able to hold me down. But I support this thread as it can spread awareness of the faults of science, and let everyone fly with their own wings. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

06-02-2010, 02:52 AM	#8
Amake Keeper of the new Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: A place without judgment Posts: 4,506	It was pretty weird there when Smarty went every which way to refute my scientific claims like I was some kind of scientist. I thought that was more about contradicting everything at any cost, whereas this is a declaration of war on science, kind of like the war on drugs and the war on terror, you know, those ridiculous things. On reflection, it's been said the purpose of war is to destroy your enemy's ability to make war. Does science make war? No? That means we've already won. __________________ Hope insistent, trust implicit, love inherent, life immersed

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06-02-2010, 02:00 AM	#3
Seil Super stressed! Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: British Columbia Posts: 8,081	I appoint thee the Duke Of Ophthalmology!

06-02-2010, 02:26 AM	#6
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Already done http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=37839

06-02-2010, 02:43 AM	#7
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Yea I gotta say that was what I immediately thought of when I saw this thread. Except this thread is more go-lucky vagueness attacks on science using ???? whereas Smarty had direct attacks on science using mind-bending (re: awful) logic.